I spent 5 minutes looking around the flyer for what day this was going to be on :/

I spent 5 minutes looking around the flyer for what day this was going to be on :/

(Source: robertas)

ryanhatesthis:

theonion:

Taylor Swift Now Dating Watertown Boat: Full Report

holy shit

Swiftboat. Wow.

ryanhatesthis:

theonion:

Taylor Swift Now Dating Watertown Boat: Full Report

holy shit

Swiftboat. Wow.

Nevermind it’s the FIRST ONE ON THE LIST.

Looking Back At The Many, Many Times Patton Oswalt Has Won The Internet

I’m sure this glosses over the time he went on a Twitter tirade because he didn’t get nominated for an Oscar for  his role in friggin’ YOUNG ADULT. 

shortformblog:

Worst possible time for TurboTax to go down? The day before tax day. Oops.

Karma for this: http://www.propublica.org/article/how-the-maker-of-turbotax-fought-free-simple-tax-filing

shortformblog:

Worst possible time for TurboTax to go down? The day before tax day. Oops.

Karma for this: http://www.propublica.org/article/how-the-maker-of-turbotax-fought-free-simple-tax-filing

Tumblr Staff: A year ago, Tumblr did something unprecedented — we created an...

staff:

A year ago, Tumblr did something unprecedented — we created an editorial team of experienced journalists and editors assigned to cover Tumblr as a living, breathing community. The team’s mandate was to tell the stories of Tumblr creators in a truly thoughtful way — focusing on the people, their…

It takes balls to congratulate someone as you fire them.

OMG WHAT DID I DO!?

(Source: confvseed)

wilwheaton:

My God, when she puts her hand on his neck. It’s just … I can’t words.
This is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life, and maybe the hottest kiss in the history of on-screen kisses.

No it’s not.

wilwheaton:

My God, when she puts her hand on his neck. It’s just … I can’t words.

This is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life, and maybe the hottest kiss in the history of on-screen kisses.

No it’s not.